UFOs are in the news again. Reports of strange objects moving through the sky and important humans are having serious meetings about these mysterious flying discs.

Mom doesn’t watch the news, so I don’t blame her for failing to grasp the seriousness of the situation. I, however, have been monitoring developments closely from my triple-decker memory foam bed, and am frankly baffled that the Pentagon has not contacted me. At this point I may have to contact them myself. Continue Reading…