Nutty, chocolatey, chewy—Cacaoabunga, dude!
Whether you’re chasing peaks, shredding the gnar, paddling the Squamish River, or ripping back-to-back groomers at Whistler. There comes a moment when suddenly… your stomach growls like a cougar chasing you down Flying Whales.
Don’t eat your shorts man! Fueling for adventure doesn’t have to mean choking down sugary gels or plastic-wrapped cardboard-bars. Real energy comes from real food — dense with minerals, natural fats, and just the right carbs to keep your body humming and your spirit zesty. Grab a Cacaoabunga Bar and get back out there — whether it’s carving turns or causing trouble, fuel fun like you mean it.
Eat like nature intended
Enter the Cacaoabunga! Zesty Adventure Bars — the perfect mix of ancient fuel and modern mojo. They’re part performance nutrition, part wilderness chocolate bar, and 100% Zesty. And they’re SO EASY, you can whip ’em up in less than 10min. Within just a few bites you will be channeling your inner Bart Simpson — rebellious, fun, full of zest, and well…legendary.
Cacaoabunga! Zesty Adventure Bars
They’re loaded with good fats for sustained energy, natural sugars for quick pick-me-ups, and minerals for recovery. No preservatives, no junk, Gluten-free, plant-based — just wholesome adventure fuel. And let’s be honest, they taste like dessert you can justify any time of day. The Cacaoabunga! Zesty Adventure Bars are your no-nonsense, high-vibe, nutrient-dense energy source. They deliver a chocolate fix, crunch like trail mix, and offer the kind of steady power that makes you feel like you could outrun your own shadow.
Non-melty Adventure-proof durability
These bars can handle the heat — literally. Thanks to natural cacao butter (which stays solid at room temp) and zero gooey syrups, they won’t melt into a pocket puddle or go funky in your pack. They’ll hold strong all day on the trail, in your ski jacket, or backpack.
Cacaoabunga, baby!
These bars are for those who live zestfully — who earn their calories with joy, sweat, and a dash of mischief. Stash a few in your pack, your ski jacket, or waders. Or trade them for very high value items from desperate buddies (insert evil laugh here).
Honestly, these things are so good I should probably be creating the package design and selling them instead of giving away the recipe to you. (Wink.)
Nutritional Highlights
Cacao Butter – The smooth soul of REAL chocolate, packed with antioxidants and healthy fats that fuel your endurance and uplift your mood.
Peanut Butter – Protein power, B-vitamins, and magnesium for steady energy and muscle repair.
Dates – Nature’s candy: quick energy, minerals, and more potassium than a banana.
Cherries & Blueberries – Tart, tangy, and full of antioxidants that fight inflammation and support recovery.
Nuts & Seeds – Heart-healthy fats, iron, zinc, and amino acids for stamina and focus.
Flax & Chia Seeds – Omega-3s, fibre, and magnesium to keep your energy even and your joints happy.
Maca & Cordyceps (optional) – Ancient adaptogens that boost stamina, balance hormones, and make you feel like a mountain lion with a PhD.
Dark Chocolate – Because life is short and chocolate is basically self-care with antioxidants.
Melt cacao butter and peanut butter together in a stainless bowl over simmering water. Once silky smooth, stir in the dates and dried fruit. Add your nuts, seeds, flax, chia, and pink salt. Fold in the chopped dark chocolate just before it all sets — so it melts slightly but still keeps its chunks of glory. Line a dish with unbleached parchment paper and pour the mixture in. Chill in the fridge for a few hours (or the freezer if you’ve got zero patience). Cut into bars and hit the trail — or the couch, no judgment. * Squamish friends: believe it or not you cannot buy Cacao Butter anywhere in town! Whole Foods Park Royal is your best bet. I like the Giddy Yo-Yo Brand...Cacaoabunga! Zesty Adventure Bars
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